Okay so through the years I have had the opportunity to meet many people through social gatherings. Many of these include but are not limited to house parties. Here is a short list that outlines how to be a creeper at parties. Do not take this list as things you should do, because being a creeper is nothing to aspire towards. Furthermore this list has not been exhausted and there are many more ways to be creepy, so be on the look out.

1. Stalk people you would like to meet prior to a party on Facebook. Then seek out and talk to people you have stalked and strike up a conversation about their recent status update. Then watch the look of sheer terror on their face as they walk away and call you a creeper.
2. Sit in the corner and talk to yourself. Drink by yourself and listen to your trendy iPod. Talk to yourself. Hell, throw high fives to your invisible friend who accompanies you. People may stare at you in pity, but really they think you are a creeper.
3. Stare at people across the party. I don’t mean stare at people in the I think you are cute and I am about to come talk to you way. I mean stare at people in the I want to take you home and tie you up and keep you all to myself kind of way. This will get you cast as the creeper.
4. Stand behind people at parties and pretend you know them. Laugh at their jokes until they notice you. Then tell them you already know everything about them because you stalked them online already.
5. Wear a leather jacket. This is the sure fire way to be the sleaziest of all creepers at parties. Wear that sweet bomber leather jacket your grandfather gave you. Yea you will look like a huge tool and people will pretend they do not know you.
6. Check girls out in the most obvious way you can. When they bend over to grab that beer pong ball that rolled to the ground, check their ass out and shout things like, “damn!” or “look at that!” or “I would hit it.” Also stare at girls chests and never look at their face especially when you first meet them. This will totally score you points in the creeper department.
7. Offer to walk/give ride home random drunk girls whom you never met. If you see a the college cutie whom you would like to hang out with, then you should offer her a ride home. Disregard the fact that you have never actually talked to her, even though you stare at the back of her head everyday in math class.
8. Do not shower before going to parties. If you smell really bad and maybe don’t comb your hair that would be key to obtaining the infamous creeper title. People who smell really bad and exhibit any of the above characteristics will totally be creepers.